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It’s 2020. Not quite the America you expected.

Hoyt’s War.

Welcome to an American idiocracy.

It’s 2020 in America. In four stupefying years of his presidency, President Barry Codbag has made America the most reviled and ridiculed nation on the planet. The USA is in free fall, turning into an idiocracy of crazy new laws, lunatic politics and chaos.

And Codbag is just getting warmed up.

Now he wants four more years. And he knows this time he will need even more refined instruments of chaos. But he has big plans.

He wants to turn America into a monarchy.

Decriminalize rape.

Impose a tax on sex to raise money to wipe out the deficit.

Legalize cheating in examinations.

Create a special Grey Area for Americans who think too much.

Ban the past tense so that people cannot talk about what’s done and gone.

Daniel Hoyt is just an ordinary American who hates a fight. But he knows he’s in trouble when he inherits an ancient book with answers to all of America’s problems. And Codbag wants it. He knows it will help him get re-elected. Should Daniel Hoyt give him the book? Or should he stand up and fight the madness sweeping his country?

This is the story of one man who reluctantly takes on the most powerful man on the planet in a very funny, very scary and very real satire of dystopian American madness.

ON DISHONEST AMERICANS

“Americans are dishonest, they have no respect for the truth. That’s why President Codbag doesn’t trust other people’s facts. He makes up his own.”
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THE USA NEEDS A KING

““We love minimum government here in America. That’s why I’m going to be King Codbag, America’s first king. You can’t get more minimum than a monarchy”.”
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A TAX ON SEX

“Americans are having more sex than ever before in history. So what’s so wrong with paying a small tax on sex? We’d raise trillions of dollars. And pouf goes the deficit.”
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